Prodigious Paper Plate: Awards, 2024 - JK!

Live, Full Coverage: More or less, depending on when you tuned in, what you expected (what did you expect with someone with the initials JK?!) and what camera angle..."We're already five minutes be-hind (should have seen the foreshadowing here myself)...and I'm not joking" This, from JK himself. Well before the presenter whose appearance suggested he was not quite ready himself, the one who was supposed to provide the "great reveal" regarding "best costume design" came out from behind the curtain a bit stage frighted, revealing his own (I mean it, no joke!) being pretty much form fitted (TG!) -- as in donning his b-day suit -- a bit prematurely I might add, as his official one is listed as 4/23. Yes, it's all about timing, when it comes to pulling off a good stunt...otherwise it's...

Fruit-less: As in "failing to achieve the desired results, outcome..." Which, in the case of the more formal presentations of the "Oscars" has, over the years, seen more would-be viewers tuning out. Which apparently was part of the cause Celebre for the so-called "professional wrestler" wrestling with the oversized envelope as a poor replacement for what he probably arrived in, his own Fruit of the Looms...no jokes about low hanging fruit, please, butt a perfect time and place for the old "size...of the envelope, matters" line that was apparently lost even on JK! himself...busy as he was in assisting in the "great cover-up"...

One liner: "One bad actor can..."

Cena nuff? Well, uncover your eyes and instead cover your ears, for "Sound the alarm! - Well, in advance".

Next line-up.  

 

 

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