When "lateral!" moves become literal: Go figure.

Wear-as: in professional (U.S.) football, a few notable man-ubers include the "audible" which is first whispered in the "huddle" so those on the outside that may be peering in (illegal but has become popular in all "professional" sports these daze) who may other-wise try to break the code when they, who are going on the "offensive!" finally make up their  minds, come to the line, only to change the directions, through some type of cryptic message by the so-called signal caller (usually the QB) to the rest of the line men and the other so-called "skilled" players...a literal last second change in directions..."which way do you think they're headed, ask the ones who are more "defensive!" in nature...A play that may even incorporate what's called a "lateral", where the ball is almost casually tossed aside (actually has to either be on a horizontal plane, or literally tossed back, given that a "forward lateral" is deemed an "illegal procedure" when it come to the NFL. A procedure that only a trained eye of what's referred to as a "zebra" (the person donning the striped shirt), can discern, which in turn warrants the tossing of what's called a flag but resembles more of a rag. Speaking of...

Prose: No, not that kind, but the type of written or spoken language in its most ordinary form "lacking metrical structure" 😔😕 Speaking of lacking, the kind that is frequently associated with some so-called "pro- wrestlers" who commonly get away with wearing almost nothing and whose man-ubers would easily get flagged in any other "arena"...A partial explanation for the so-called "presenter" edging out from be-hind the curtain, donning his form fitting self, a man-ifestation of ill-advised advice from his dietician-nutritionist pro...(isn't that who all the stars seek out, to look their best?) Q: "I'm going to a big dinner party where I'll be presenting...what do you think will flatter my appearance?" A: "My advice? I'd skip the dressing, altogether..." The results of which raised a lot of eyebrows, calling for an (audible) "gasp!" and just about brought down the curtain (literally, given JK's last second heroics, wardrobe change right before our naked eyes)...complete with what will likely, in dance clubs all through LALA become known as the "(Ob)Cena shuffle" -- a move to center stage...quite laterally.

And nominees for best title of this last act include:

-Dressing down for sex-cess

-Wrestling with Figures, of speech 

-Enveloping: how NFL coaches and presenters keep things private

-Accessorizing your wardrobe, when you had nothing in your closet, found it in your drawers😟😅

-"And this little piggy went WWE, WWE, WWE, all the way home..."

-A sign your host is running out...of material ("threadbare"😕😟)

-"Just another fright at the Oscars"

Finally...(drum roll): "the envelope...PLEASE!"

Speaking of marginal...how about "prophet margin" next up?