All Stars Daze: Braking action, break 🕺ing stars, plenty to come, go...

All around, the globe: As in "Wide World of Sports...today we're going to..." Or, if you prefer, transnational..."We're transcending the boundaries..." No, not that again, a statement on immigration policies or conflicts involving borders and such...But you wouldn't be far from the truth...

A YOU-niversal appeal: As in "Pull-ease! come and vote...cast your ballot..." An appeal we over here and "oui oui" over there, the soon-to-be host country, to finally come to at least partial agreement...enough of a consensus to allow the one who is responsible for yet another round of blame, casting...As I said, there's enough to go around...and around and...

Dizzying Array: "We've got plenty of talent...depth...right here in our back yard (heard here in D.C. as "seasoned senators") and just outside of what's still characterized as outside "The Beltway" (you know, the District where they just don't seem to be able to tighten theirs)..."go-getter governors...!" All of whom stand ready, to step in, if the head executive, who seems to be nursing (if hand to the forehead, temple rubbing an indication)...a Macron Migraine of his own...makes a so-called "snap decision..." which over there, has created an election cycle which is anything but...a not-so instant replay...

Faking bad, but making good: Which has become common-place... a place to start, in biz-ness, poly-ticks, and in any event that could become event-full...leading up to and even including what is now called "All Star Week" -- given there are so many starring events to cover...from "Celebrity Softball" (which you may already had your fill, after watching someone masquerading as a journalist, "buy George", pitching...ever so s-l-o-w-ly, lobbing softball questions to a literally, sitting President) leading up the "Game" itself, which immediately follows following the stars on what else, but the "Red Carpet". A game which, due to not living up to its promise, despite all the all-stars, had to be re-incentivized...where at least now the winning division...gets so-called "home field advantage" in the later played "World Series" Fact check: actually, since 2017, it's the team from the division with the best regular season record. In any case, there's an ever-increasing bag of goodies for those who get the most votes, who elect to play...Who, like others elected to so-called "higher office" and other-wise find themselves in the...

Executive Sweet: The new-found wiz-dumb, of under-promising, ("I'm going to Paris with high hopes despite nursing an injury...I endured even prior to the trials...") and occasionally delivering..."we'll bring back manufacturing jobs, medal making...we'll use all means necessary...tariffs, the Presidential veto..." 

Getting out the Vote: Or, in other words, "Cast your ballots...America's got Talent" So does the rest of the world, that will be represented in the All-Star Game, the Paris Olympics...contentious elections...

Host and Sponsor: Both of which will be frequently featured, with captive captions..."There are some things money just can't buy; for everything else there's Mastercard...Priceless" Odd choice, what is being characterized in France as an "awkward partnership" -- given the size of the salaries of these stars and the ever-increasing size of the goody bag needed to get them to come...out...and...play...

Bling the Cha-ching!💲 As I said, You-universal appeal. All-star events, plenty coming up here and there...

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