Creative Cretins...crappy criticisms  

Mal-contents:  If, by definition, "malware" is any type of software that, by design, is an attempt to cause disruption, in a system, and an attempt to "thwart" it, is based on first being aware, then selecting a system that's designed to clean up your computer...

Back to BASIC (the code): It starts with "Let's start at the very beginning, a very good place to start...when you read you begin with ABC, when you insult, you start with you, not me...𝆕" ("I know you are, but what am I?") 

Playing Loose, with the Truce: As in taking what we eventually learned was taking editorial license --wherein a newspaper or magazine can publish, put in print, then "audible" its own opinion, commentary, not wholly based on facts. Whereas, in contemporary debate format, even after the rules have been proclaimed, even "promulgated" (when was the last time you heard such vocab in such a setting?) the rules of "gentlemanly behavior" ("showing respect, acting with integrity") are abandoned about as quick as...

"So are You!" (or, "back at ya'!") As in so are the rules of creative criticism, (also known in such circles as "inside insult trading") which used to rule the day, at least in my day. As in "compare and contrast" ("You're about as smart as..."), a genealogical study, of one's family tree ("Your mother wears army boots!"), and eventually replaced by fewer words and true/false state-meants..."You think you're impeccable, but turns, after closer study, finally given up your tax returns, and all those trials, you're simply impecuniousness..." 

Longing-ness: "Wouldn't it be lovely?" If such formal debates returned to such polished vocab while the ones left standing (us up after promising to be "LIVE" for a Presidential News Conference, with one pending from the Oval Office itself...O, Oh!), promoting them-selves as "stand up characters" were reminded as we were, in grade school, that whenever we stood up, to speak, or handed in our "final version" after the rough draft...

"Your grammar is showing" (you can forget about manners): "You can't fix stupid" In the current context, might be creatively replaced with something like...a simile..."It's kinda' like teaching old dogs..." 

Need I say more? Less is more, even when it comes to hurling insults...even if one is relegated to...single...syll-a-ble throw backs: "All the world is mad but me and thee and now I doubt you, thee..." 

As I said: This is where WE, U.S. are, as in what happens when editorial licensures meet with malcontents: creative...come-backs...

NOT! Plain, old B.S. if you ask me; makes me want to hurl, my-self.