Jugger-Not! (what happens when...a YOUj! powerful force is outdone...)

WOW! After all the War Of Words, acrimoniously speaking, gives U.S. the foregoing acronym, my personal post attempt to shorten "an argument in which people criticize"  (creepily, crapily these daze, if you revert my 7/24 post, toast on these slovenly spoken speeches...now that would be greater grammar and easier listening...😎). No wonder...people throughout the land have turned their backs and other-wise sought vocabulary refuge in, such games as...the one that has captured the attention and become, given Pat's departure, guaranteeing we'll, the loyalists out there, the ones that hope and pray that even a Presidential address won't pre-empt...that we will now Sea Ryan's face plastered over all the major networks. In another word...

Wordle! The word game that has risen to fame, that unlike its prime time counter-part, is more charitable, in not only turning over what look like tiles in both cases, which in the TV version apparently requires an incredible amount of finesse, given the largesse, as well as praise awarded for all the vowel movements...if you guessed "Vanna" as the five letter word, that you are given six chances...you would have come close...

Cache: Which, by definition, help to define, if not refine the grammar "apropos" (when was the last time you heard such Latin used in debate format?) to the contextualization of both campaigns and "Games!" -- that of "...auxiliary memory from which high-speed retrieval is possible" together with "...store away in hiding (💲💲) for later use..." Re-sounding familiar...? As in...

In Any E-V--E-N-T: Other-wise spelled V-E-N-U-E...speaking of cache flow, that NBC in particular has paid up F-R-O-N-T as in ahead of time, betting, hoping, you'll stick around, even if there are, on occasions such as the one that like the one featuring five R-I-N-G-S...that has the whole W-O-R-L-D on the edge of their meta-phorical S-E-A-T-S (the station featuring that peacock...) that, strangely enough, perhaps due to a less charitable T-I-M-E-R, only allows contestants, such as that featuring D-I-V-E-S (if you guess "futbol" you E-U-R-O-S out there, you're all wet...) only half again, as in T-H-R-E-E which are combined, averaged, added up...in some way or another, that only the professional J-U-D-G-E can figure out...which is why they...after being an "amateur" for so long, finally announce, after taking the currently indicated, as the "great Reveal" level of F-U-N-D-S...prompt them to...

G-O P-R-O: The "Jeopardy" answer to "What an Olympian does sometimes before, after the.." Unless, like me, you're still in favor of the ones that have not yet been co-rupted by all the cache, the ones left amongst U.S. that still favor sending only pure amateurs to compete even against the Red A-R-M-E-D teams (see "Miracle On Ice" if you need convincing) -- if not in favor of such professional practice, that makes you and me P-U-R-O-S. Which, even for the pros, as...passing the TORCH, which when it is DOUSE becomes a BATON, which can be passed as in a RELAY...Then, once AGAIN, only after a brief P-A-U-S-E (one long enough to prevent getting DQ'd, without which the next in line could find one, coming up on the next in line, E-M-P-T-Y handed)...on the other hand, if taking too long in the "passing zone" could find you at the receiving end, "hand it over would ya, I got lots of ground to make up...!" Speaking of, being out front, then losing ground to your opponent...a condition that has the NBC staff hoping, praying for, to keep US in sus-P-E-N-C-E 😕 (could things get any W-E-I-R-D-er?). One that has the rest of us, viewing this event in taped LIVE! format...what we here ("back at home") all yearn for...

C-H--E-A-T S-H-E-E-T: The type that the know-it-alls in the booth have had for weeks, that allow them to comment so expertly, no matter the venue they have been selected to cover, their own credentials and experience in their respective events being scrutinized. Which, when it comes to covering the Opening Ceremonies, it's as if the selectors lacked what those in-the-know when it comes to all things nautical, lacked a D-E-P-T-H charts...D-U-L-L-S-ville! And what was the one pro-nouncer thinking when, in the context of pro-fessional, international (here it actually is) futbol...the game is well, in HAND - he should have been penalized ('awarded' a yellow card). And if, he repeats the same offense...despite all the practice, what is called in the booth, and various debate formats...re-hearsal. Leaving US amateurs, back home, in turn yearning for...

C-L-E-A-N...S-L-A-T-E: Which, in the E-L-D-E-R world, most prefer to simply refer to as Veteran affairs, with increase age, in the process of word searching, like a finely tuned computer, with almost unlimited giga-bytes, with storage compacity approaching the national debt...to prevent such social faux pause, it's good to, whether scheduled or the result of too much S-U-R-G-E, it's once again timely, even if not feeling the urge, to...P-U-R-G-E! 

P-R-I-M-E: (Time) "bringing you this coverage,...LIVE! from the Oval Office...what I meant to say was...P-A-R-I-S, after just A Sleight DELAY...? What happens when "nothing's free" and "style and substance" come together...

Free S-T-Y-L-E: Which, when it comes to dance, allows a degree of Im P-R-O-V-O, not dependent on choreographers or instructors...whereas in the pool, as in "Once upon a time..." allowed them to choose whatever stroke they so chose...eventually replaced by the word C-R-A-W-L (sort of resembles, I guess...) and finally, in the next Olympics will be replaced by both "back" and "front" strokes (kinda makes sense, don't it?)...

Gimme' a B-R-E-A-K! A collective lament that the Olympic (election, selection, both open to influence) Committee arrived at, the decision to bring what they are calling -- what else "Break-ing!" Lacking previous experience, suffering a lack of exposure, or other-wise forced to speak what's still called, when lacking prior knowledge, notes in hand, ex-temporaneous...where one relies on what readily comes to mind...speaks freely...

"Moves like Jagger...perhaps non (detect the nasal quality?)" 

Next - Turd finder...(TP for short...finally, "Back, on a roll...!")