New-tritious value: Food and stuff, with you in mind...

Well, ahead of time: Getting well and staying there...remember all the Well-ness craze? Well, I'm here on your be-half, the one that is still seeking to take care of what is still, in 2024, occasionally referred to as my better half...

Try this instead: Good for your head...worth a try, after breathing in all that mist, smoke..."yep, on purpose" -- a borrowed quotation from a Bob Newhart routine, pretending to be carrying on a phone convo, trying to convey to the royalty back in the UK, what it's like dealing with the colonists who have discovered, then deliberately decided to inhale...tobacco ("chew on that, for a while, just a pinch between your cheek and gums...") This, among all the other good things to come...from what's in the ideal world of diet-etics...

Land of..."Low-fat, cultured, plain, unsweetened, probiotic milk..." along with "raw mono-floral factor 16 manuka honey..." Got milk...honey, either/or…?  

Plenty of Pro-Teens: Whatever supplements du jour the good folks, researchers at the health food and vitamin outlets are featuring that "sprinkled into" your diet will keep that youth-full appearance (yeah, zits and all!) 

Holiday Spirits: They recommend scaling back, well ahead of time, to avoid having to expand, let out your belt a few notches…cautioning that dipping into the "secret sauce😜" too often, too deep...will fine you, dipping into your wallet, depleting funds set aside for this very occasion (talk about a scary Halloween!) 

Sound good? Well, anything that sounds this good...still has to withstand the test of thyme...

A Matter of taste....Bud! That is, while the so-called experts...have they, them-selves, ever actually tried this stuff...😠?! Might sound good to Ewe...sure tastes Yaky to me😝...

And timing: As in, after all is said, all this preaching and teaching...about what they think is good for us, and what they brought us, in the form of ads, in plenty of advance, all the newfangled food crushers, processors, and composters..."brought to you by KitchenAid" (who else butt?),,,

As well as space: Make room for all the appliances that you bring out but once per year, it's finally, once again, time to clear the counter...space. After they have finally, once again, moved on to leave... 

Well e-nuff alone: "No thanks, I'm good...." 

(OK, now I've prepped you for some basic Laws of Physiques)  
 

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