Advent-full Calendars - they're Custom Merry

Why purchase, when you can repurpose...

DIY rather than buy, buy, buy...

Pour replacements, house-hold item-ization, utilization... (translated in add vent lingo: "J U N K!")

Nativity creativity: "paper or plastic?" Don't take much, to fit a few of each, along with some Origami instructions, constructions... 

Hollowed weener: They won't even notice that you "dashed away"😁 with their stashed away...candy, left over for weeks..."best when consumed by..." But, while candy is indeed dandy, until they satiate, no longer appreciate...

Rocks are solid: and easy to un-earth, as long as you start prior to ground becoming frozen solid itself...best to start around...Halloween...

Dirty Money: almost funny, that until a "certain age"😕 kids will think this form of coinage originate from a buried treasure chest -- some of which are rumored to become rare form indeed (.guv) -- "Look mom, pennies from heaven!" Come to find out, at a much later age...'borrowed' from their own piggy bank 😠...

Micro soft teams: a great way to use up those extra mini marsh-mellows, not consumed sans hot chocolate, assuming the weather report was a bit...off-putting ("it will get cold soon enough, then and only then you can have hot chocolate"😢) Herein, a consume-er DIY tip, as in one that will both be fine enough to print the logos of their favorite teams, but not harmful to swallow...a guaranteed calendar they'll "eat up..." Speaking of...

Little, big Pharma: a great way to improve what adult Docs call "compliance" in the presents of complacents...re-sourcing all those stashed, trashed, pill trays, plus some OTC products that are deemed "safe for child consumption...😟" Consumer cautionary: get your stash of melatonin now, before the shelf life, shelves...

Gummy bare-ish: If you look, in the cupboards, these days, following the legalization of such, you will find them...

IM-PAC full: little porticos, for those big politicos, containing mini-votives, bringing to light “ulterior motives"...😞😠...

Finnish with a floor-ish...

Cool coal: for the "mature" adults among us, whose extremities might actually benefit from the newest version of Dr. Shoal's soles, "hot foot"...after burning off all that midnight oil... 

"1-800-A-M-A-Z-O-N!"

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