Bells and their ringers - more holiday zingers!

"You're a lean one..." Mastered Grinch. It took a bit but with just a little assist, such as a hat on loan, out came...my true blue...green! As commented from those who dared, such as those I've not yet met, prefer never to meet again..."Nice hat, hair...what's under there?" To those who, despite my get-up...gave me recognition from across the lot "It fits you, way better than that Santa hat". Can't fool them all...Butt as for me...

Being a Grinch, is a cinch: "I won't settle, for half a kettle...fill it up, to the brim", said I, on a whim...

Double take: It's my nature, but also what I caught them doing, when they expected Santa...and good cheer...

"Don't even try, to walk on by...!" How many of you have even bothered to note, how much care, our cool get-up, what we wear?

"Don't feel sorry for me..." Here I stand looking all green and dapper, feel sorry for the inside clapper...for it's what's inside...the bell that counts -- "1,000000000000 a day!!!"...but who's counting...

Talking about tinnitus and its many iterations..."Jingle bells...that I'd like to dash, then bash!" Now we're talking Grinch, baby! Dr. Suess, on the loose, change. Speaking of... 

Here's the zinger: Please support the ringer. The dollars, cents, and occasional Krugerrand go for many good causes under the broad umbrella of the Salvation Army. And if you're feeling particularly generous, maybe you'll even stop and strike a pose -- I ring, you sing! 🔔🎵

 

 

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