Stockings and their stuffers: Featuring...
Night shifters: Thank goodness while we all go down for a nap, there's some with insomnia, who stay up and wrap...
Stretch markers: Just when you thought you had been stuffed to the max, here comes the stuffer, a computer plus fax...(OUCHIE!!!!)
Tiny tots and bots: All those new Elfie's, when left to their selfies, will help themselves, empty the shelfies...("no wonder Mother Hubbard's cupboards were bare...Oops, wrong turn...")
Feat firsters: Coming down these stove pipes is tougher and rougher, the stockings are bulging, thanks to the stuffer...
Group on: It took a few hands to assemble the village, but just a Cat in a Hat, to come out and pillage...
Go fun me: If you want to screw with their heads, leave nothing but threads...speaking of...
Bed heads: The ones filled with sugar plus plums, better stuff consumed by their dads and their mums...
Stuffed, fluffed: Just as I was about to get mellow, rest my head on a duck-filled pillow...came that all-too-familiar...pitter patter, "what's the matter...?!"
Premature overture: "Can't we just, sneak a peek...?"
Stocking feat: Getting tougher and tougher to be a stuffer, but each year we manage to...pull it off🎅🤶
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