We are bitter off than four…hours ago, thanks to fight promoters - One more shout out!
Talk about Dis-Ingenuous! An exclamation mark is certainly called for when these same announcers, so-called commentators, that typically includes a color-full person that fills in the empty space, pregnant pauses, when the play-by-play person takes a breath. Which, yesterday, during "THE GAME!" which was splattered across our screens from beginning to "BITTER END!" was a grin, I mean grim reminder, just in case we forgot that "These two teams hate each other..." The exact, more elaborate quote of which came out of one of the bitter rivals...."We grew up hating...taught to...it's the way it's gotta' be..." Close-up captioned, just in case you couldn't hear it, above the din...in the booth, that only contained the two who "...freely exhange on-the-air commentary..." This, while the on-the-field action, the so-called players...exchange words, push, shove, and, if the camera operators are told to stick around just-in-case...we are in for some so-called off-the-field action..."don't punch out yet, the punching's about to begin..."
Never at a loss: After a loss, or a win, or whatever number of overtimes and what they may have in store for us...here come some more words, from the other side...of their mouths..."We hate to see this...it's bad for college football, for the kids who may be watching...it's such wonderful rivalry...hate to see it end this way..." Wanna' bet?
Ratings in the hatings: Can you even begin to imagine, such a "BIG GAME!" that featured all the ways in which these teens...young adults, got along at an earlier age, many of which grew up in the same home...towns, went to high school, hung out together...even shared what were called, back then, "mutual friends" and other-wise found common ground....Until one of them stepped across the state (i.e. 50 yard) line, went to the rival school. Where a coach and his assistants got hold of them..."These are your brothers now...you'll fight with them...I mean, alongside of them...!" And then, of course, just in case, they forgot why they came to "Play" comes the Locker Room talk, the projection of which is projected to us, the watching, otherwise uniformed, I mean un-informed..."He told the team to play....fight, until the end..." And if that was not sufficient incentive to "fight, fight, fight, until, even after the last whistle!" come, as if they were arranged and rehearsed, in the "pre-show" meeting between the announcers and their producers...
He said it, not me: As in words, replaying words from the Devine, coach Dan Devine that is, from the classic "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!" movie..."No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and shoves us around!" At least that's what he was projected to have said...
Fighting words: "I'm just saying..." easy to say when you hold yourself to be above, as in perched well up in a safe place, away from the pushing and shoving....way up in the announcing booth....
"Good call!" Did I really overhear, after they thought they were no longer on-the-air..."This is just the beginning...of something REALLY big...wait till next year...!"
Talk about getting flagged...
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