Project(ions) 2025: Heavy and liter side. 

Strong start, after...Stated with a byte of resolve, mixed in with a tinge of sarcasm..."So, what's new?!" As you, me, we once again resolve to finish the un-finished business of the prior year. Why, even our incoming heads, of state, have stated, that it's their first order of business. As our un-finished projects we started in 2024, become just one of the items we re-resolve to tick, off the list, for this year (likely to tick off many). This, according to all projections of a long so-called "laundry list" of things we, with the best of intentions -- now that would have been a cool list of the "best of" for the last year which, based on this being the first of the first of 25, I project will have to wait, I can put off, until...I may as well, along with the rest of you well-intended, get off to a good start, on my "2025 Projections" which already accomplishes one, which is to turn all those talking heads, put in the so-called "rear view" of the last year, that other HUGE "Project...". Well, if you're going to, once and for all, going to make good, resolve to bring to fruition, even on of your re-newed resolutions, the first thing to do as part of your prep work, is simply "stick to the list"...AKA...

Don't get Bogged down...Sometimes referred to as mired in a myriad of negative self-talk, after all those re-cycled news cycles, which can easily become you...In other words, "lighten up!" Which itself becomes a list within a list...Oops! And if you're going to travel lite, the first order of biz, should be going out (preferred, as it will burn off some excess, leftover things from last year's) or at least ordering a new bag, which can also be found, listed, under "totes". Which, if my experience through the past few daze of 2024, projects that in 2025 will soon be found...

Buy Hole sale: Which, in this case, of what so many were toting to the pool-side of the warm clime, so many so that it clogged up the road-weighs we endured, from almost start to finish...so much for not getting bogged down. But back to the list...of colors and sizes of these newest versions of bags that we, as part of the updated George Carlin ("King of Sarcasm!") routine..."Need a new, bigger bag, so you can stuff more stuff, into it..." Complete with enough air holes to allow, I guess, for breathing space...what else would they be for...fashion statements, like those Crocs, that my financial adviser advised me, I should (have) invested in...? Which, based on my math, if I had bought at...a share, would have netted me something really...cool — “Holy Croc-a-moly Batman!” Here, on the first day of the year, I am presented with yet another thing to lighten my load, get in at ground floor, accumulate some additional baggage which is, a byte of an irony, eh? That something that is full of holes, marked up at what's projected to be, based on my market research, produce about 900% profit margin. On the flip side...

Solid waste: What we vow to reduce in the coming year, as individuals and collective communities, that has evolved into new things that can be made of recycled, stamped plastic, 3-D printers...totes and such. Now WHY didn't I think of that?! And come to find out, the "they" who invented, then patented, these cool new bags, whose colors co-incidentally compliment the pool side attire...even thought of ways to market the hole thing...as I now know where those Crayola colored ear plugs I purchased, to reduce the excess, negative noise, in the coming year...

Back with more: May getting bogged down already, but not quite blogged out, as it's a byte early for that.   


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