BBoC = "Big Ban on Campus" 

"Class..." It's how every lesson begins. This one, about what happens, after learning what it feels like, to first experience a HUGE rise in popularity (i.e. "Biggest Man on Campus") to a place where you are a total loss, of place as well as position...

"Forget me...NOT!" Put aside, for just a sec, all those book bans, you've been...hearing (probably not reading) about...

"Be considerate..." How each school year begins. But here a supplication, to PLEASE re-consider my application...for being President of your University. Pause and reflect, on what it meant, when you sent the invite "You da man, Santa...on to this out-rite ban..." It's essentially what the regents did, here, when they voted down my contract. Speaking of down...

"ONO!" Don't tell me, that after I gave them, up here, what Michiganders call "Up North" - the regents here, my notice of self-termination...my determination to head south. Not an easy task for Santa, right...well, they down here in sunny Florida found me a bit too left...put me, what's known in college these daze, as being put on the "permanent wait list" A total reject, is how I felt. So...

"YES, Virginia" Turns out, there is such a thing as Santa Clause, on Pause...Too conservative up there, a little too liberal for southern tastes. Doesn't it feel better knowing that even Santa, can be put on the wait list? 

Just where, O where...does your University stand, on Santa?

Today, we learned what it takes to "Take a hike!" Tomorrow, a lesson on what it happens when the order to "hike" is ignored...Another center, of controversy.