Mergers and their X-press lanes…

Proceed, with caution...("that ought to guarantee their attention")...

"Watch out, for adult humerus!" We're talking really gross😝 anatomy here... 

Where Bill and Jordan co-necked (down under)...”Keeping Bill in check, Mate!” Talk about a gut, I mean Belly-chick…😑

When Fruit of the Loom banded with Depends…”Talk about low hanging fruit”🤣

When a local wine store owner became engaged to a gymnast, they conveniently registered at..."Crate and Barrel roll..."😔

When players graduate from flag to NFL..."No more cops and robbers, now it's cups and rubbers..."😟

Where did you say this Playboy model wanted her ashes spread? "Just throw them behind the couch, with the other dust bunnies…"😕

"Stay in your lane, UR driving me insane..."😠 

As in my really bad dad jokes (as in mistaking the ulnar nerve, what's called the "funny bone" for the long bone in the upper arm, susceptible to fracture, that could keep you..."in stitches"…)

They say that laughter, is the best Rx, for...

Breathing new life, into the cadaver lab, where the real cut-ups reside... post-humously [sic!]

So, how did you know this comedian laying in front of us got most of his material off the internet? "Isn’t it obvious, that he came well e-quipped" 👍👎?

"If you dare...to come back..." Promise to clean-up my act, with "Spelling Beez - the Sequela"