Your Bladder madders..."Where shall I go...?" 

¿Donde Esta El Bano? The first, time sensitive, even urgent question, I mastered...even prior to "¿Como se dices...? Both of which start, as well end with a question...mark, due to its origin. We're speaking, however it translates, of...

Matters of the bladder...and their medical specialists...

"Hold it, just one minute longer..." Easy for the young-ish female manning the front desk to say...so casually to this "Go Pro". I mean, who knows mine better than me...it gets me up, at least a few times per night...and otherwise, nudges me even prior to the intermission..."better get going"...

"⸮Quien es....?" By the time I get there, I probably don't even care whether I mispronounce their name…

“All Depends…” Assuming you come with more generic questions, you can call your-ologist whereas if you need them to impart advice on more than one part (assuming you have them), they're referred to as...euro-gonos (at least that’s how but came out…) In either case, all about the chase…

"Where did they go?" Stated, more than likely, in stronger language, depending on the additive effects of the first wait in all places, the waiting room, followed by sitting in wait, after being told "make yourself comfortable" (from your lips to...) where the main focus is the pillow-less pad called the examining table in the exam room, which leaves a lot of room for improvement, if you ask most patients, with growing impatience...

“Just how long do they expect me to hold on?!” All told, from the time you first call, and are placed on...hold, to the time of your first appointment, depending on the state of urgency (when is it ever non-urgent when ur calling one?) as short as 1-3 weeks and in less densely populated areas, as long as 2-4 months...Why do you ask...

"You thinking of going?"