We’ve groaned, accustomed to this routine…
Game day conditions:
“Work slow downs…forward momentum stopped”
“NO passing zones…ground under attack, man against man...defense”
Post game show, keys to the game:
“Valet doing a ballet move…what’s called a quick opener…and a smooth handoff”
My choice for MVP…the parking lot attendant, tips me off...
“Please drive home defensively…it’s going to be a quick turnaround, need you back here next week”
Why they're called the No Fun Lane, while we’re referred to as the Motor City
(additional home groan signs that you've come to the right place..."Home of the Pistons, and the Winged Wheelers, known to out-of-townies as simply the Red Wings...and for road side assistance, in nearby Fraser, conveniently located at Belle Tire, the former home of the Motor City Mechanics...who have long since re-tired…”)
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