Mormonic tonic…and the wily Wolverine diet

Grueling… a lifestyle that, if done long enough, becomes part of the DNA-- a steady diet of ground oats, wheat, rye, or rice (stirred in water and you get gruel) ...

Eh-Eh-Eh-Eschew! A diet most of us would find objectionable to our current consumption patterns…as in avoiding, at least minimizing the intake of tobacco products, caffeinated liquids (especially heated ones like hot cocoa - oh no!), and reddish meat -- well, only sparingly...

Wolverines in the wild… while there hasn't been any official sightings for quite some time, tradition here has it that pound for pound they are one of the fiercest animals roaming what is now just the BIG (now spanning coast to coast), known to take down adversaries twice their size, whose dietary preference is in the carnivorous category, will now have to, based on their new coach's nutrition assistant, have to call on their other adaptive abilities, in yumming down their diet, will still be raring to go -- the theory being if coach Whittingham makes them eat enough ground oats, they'll be angry enough to grind down their opponents -- "eat up boys!"