Skirting around, the transplanting of tree farmers - troubling tree trends

No longer just a game... of copse and robber...tree barrens. 

Tree-mendous sales... as in the rising numbers of artificial trees going up.

"Can't see the forest..." as there's too many trees, left standing 😕

Lighting of trees... as trees getting lighter and even skinny is in this year, up goes the demand, for...mini-skirts. 

Topping it off... as in crop top, there's what we in the industry call the second-tier suppliers -- those that supply the pruning shears, and those funny shaped needle-nosed pliers...not to mention the noise canceling headphones, to drown out the sound of chain saws (but isn't that part of the experience you came for?)

"Nothing to sneeze at" No matter how much fake scent you spray can't hide, the pungent smell of formaldehyde...talk about allergies..."Ah-ah-ah...!"

The real skinny, on thinning... "Remember only YOU can prevent forest fires...by going out and cutting down your own tree...it's what foresters call a preventive measure...a controlled burn...

"Keep the home fires burning" And the local tree farmers earning...”when it comes to buying Christmas trees it’s totally ok to think globally, but please chop locally”

What goes around... “Gather around the Christmas tree kids -- sooner or later he’ll get to us…someday those cheap imitations will cost them, realizing they made a tarriffic mistake..." Talk about skirting trouble. 

(Transplanter added value advice: Big to little tree: "Remember if you move away, not to forget your roots; they'll keep you firmly planted")

 

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