“A, B…free Agent C” Alphabetical disorder 

A, for Amateur-ish... given the blurred definition of how long you have to stay, before going...pro

B, for Buy, buy buy $$$! "the sky is the new limit, for you, babe"

C, for ("See this, I'll set you free...just sign") 

Identity theft, what's left?! As in stealing not their childhood, not quite yet, but what developmental psyches call the stage of identity, the teen years...

Sex ed, for Ted… “while your buds are trying to get to first, we’ll have you clearing the bases, in not time!"

And on to topic of tipping… “while your peers are saying cheers, while throwing back a few…we’ll give you all the tricks to get them to pick up, the tab, you simply pay the tip…” So much for getting a formal education…

"Congrats to the Great Late State..." the mitten finally got smitten (Cha-ching$!) and joined the union, as the 46th state to sign on, to this new NIL MH$AA deal...

No fair getting paid, to perform (that would be termed a meritocracy) but these student/athletes can get reimbursed for an occasional appearance (such as twice a year on student count days) 

Academic Freedoms - "while your classmates and parents are saving every nickel and dime for college costs, you'll be offered the option...to buy one"

Didn’t see this coming? 

Well, come back tomorrow for pre-prosperous post…

The prequel - “no more sippy cup, for you”