"Right out of the gate...!"

Points of controversy... can't have an Olympics without dramatic moments, right? And rumors that take on a lot of momentum (how apropos to the setting). Not just whether or not, she should have been able to slap them on, after tearing it up...but here, in the midst of flight, we have another new one on me (or, more accurately him, him, and him -- the Norwegian coach, the suit maker, the wearer) - - an exclusive (just what you've been waiting for, stopping him in mid-flight) the unprecedented "Crotch gate"! No, it's not the old "size matters" argument but amount of material covering this particular area that otherwise allows the wearer to "air it all out!" Butt, after further study (as in search and seizures😖), lots and lots of talking heads, finger wagging, turns out, like so many other myths of this type, to have originated out of the imaginations of some crotchety old men. 

(Speaking of wagging fingers..."he's giving us the bird! No, he's just using the oldest weather tester trick, that's still allowed...holding up a finger to check which way the wind is blowing...really important if you're about to air it all out")

"More gater, later"