Glee clubbers
AKA - "The Press Club" who show their pass every chance they can get, to get passed through, the yellow tape, and add to the already chaotic crowd control cacophony..."you should see and hear it...it's a real mess here!" Not that they even noticed...too busy with their pressing matters....
Bulletin bored? Apparently so were they..."We interrupt our own programming to bring you an even more important bulletin..." What followed, based on the intonation and voice inflection (could not make out the content as accent a byte thick) one would think they were attending a coronation...
"Confirmation pending" Allow me to contextualize for you...but only after warning you that it might raise your bp to know how prosaic they sounded, as if a bit disappointed....Some fighter jets crashed! Turns out, the pilots appear....unharmed (detect the mellow drama here?)
Believe You, Me That I hold no disdain for the press, journalists, reporters, or whoever dares to go on the scene, when we can't be. But please don't insult our intelligence by filling in the blanks. Worse yet - -opining. As Sargent Joe Friday reminds us "Just the facts....nothing but" Let us figure the rest out. It's what makes for a good story.
Now...back to the story of our own F troops. Come back for more, if you dare.
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