Re-routing, outing U-turn: space, time...from a distance, "back at ya!"

It's all relatively, speaking: The special relationships you've cultivated, through time and effort, the ones you hold "near and dear" who may, still in their day and time, find themselves on your Christmas card list, who may actually find a handwritten note, in addition to those nauseating enclosures everyone, the ones from the more general, acquaintances list also received, and likely just put aside, to be read at a later date..."when I can get myself in the right mood, frame of mind, to read about Great Aunt Hilda's procedure and Tommy's latest exploits..." And some, who, once upon a time, are not so much, anymore ("we use to be close but...maybe we actually weren't, to begin with...😕??) When I think of it, in my own ever-expanding universe of thought (as in coming up with new ideas for this post...new appreciation for daily columnists and even cartoonists) it's "kinda" like Einstein asserted, in his explication of both special and general relativity, which took what his predecessor, Sir Isaac had demo'd about gravity...into a whole other dimension(s)...But in your servi-tude, and in the service of the time and space a-lotted (like when you were assigned "papers" in high school and told you had to fill enough space or, on other hand, re-stricted😕😖!!)..."let me save you both, as in time and effort, or space and time...or...

"Spacetime!" "Meet the Jetsons!" "Back to the Future!" "Dr. Who?!" They're all here, in one nice package, term, collapsing the dimensions for your convenience: "In physics, spacetime is a mathematical model ("here he comes again, thinking we're math wizzes...") that combines the three dimensions of space and one dimension of time into a single four-dimensional model". Nice. But when you start adding it all up, look at what it really includes, with x,y,x',t',x/y/z...coordinates, and it's enough to really space you out...So, how to counter all this, especially if you find yourself running out of any of them, precious dimensions...or, on the other hand, smack dab, in the thick of it, as in...

"Close En-counters" Got you covered here. Another brilliant solution to an age-old problem, which came to me in the form of two gifts I received that, while never asked for, have become "game changers!" (what some of "y'all" down in Texas wished for late last night): a waffle maker that doubles, triples, as a panini, grilled cheese maker, and a smoothie maker which itself was a double take, as it came from Costco, where good things always come in (at least) twos. Together, these two small household appliances have not only saved me a lotta time and space, but added a whole 'nother dimension to my foodie self. So, you thought that maybe, I was just two dimensional? Now, I have gotten around this whole conundrum vexing physicists for centuries...in the form of "Counter-Space!" 

Now everything's within reach, except the game, depending on "Who"