Accenting the ascent - "Die, ya critics!"

A critical review: of those "glyph" marks (added to letters for emphasis) or simply to accentuate...that you may not pay a second glance. We've always known, at least after we were taught in both basic grammar and mannerisms, that it's not always what you say, but how it comes out, that...matters most. Here are but a few examples that apply to tonight's "prime time" coverage that, after care-full study...will make you the best fact chequer in the room (how I'll hear it on the morrow, due to their "shheduling" before most of you are up, via BBC - get the accent?). 

Making you question, ask why, O' why: when they've, both and their entire parties, plus the news coverage coverers, calling it "the run, up to the White House" that one would NOT wanna' be the Runner-Up' -- doesn't make cents, does it....huh? And wouldn't it also accent the experience that, when finally unlocking and getting access to the so-called "keys to the White House" and especially the 'Executive Office' it should be spelled out S-W-E-E-T! as it's where all those now known, ever since that former guv from Arkansas was elevated...'sweetheart deals' were made. You know, the corner office with a view where after the legislation was signed into law, all those free, those implements that 'inked' the deal were handed out to those in the room. No longer, not due to a lack of de-pens, but more to a shortage of paper, that was in such demand due increasing the money supply...

Finale question: the last question of the press conference that the new Prez will pose (only fair, right?) , after the ambient temperature has been first turned up, then turned frosty...a comment on the climate changers, which now make up a billion dollar industry, allowing things, ourselves to stay comfy cozy, no matter the conditions..."where's that new thermos at?"

Diacritics: They can make all the difference, in the world.