Legions of Sleepy Hollows...Post Halloween poster:

Dulls-Ville, underwhelming, less-than-sense-ational...

Good old daze, gone in a blaze, phased...out.

A view from Outside, In...

Instead of: Getting lit up, the night before, all of us devilish types, who used to look forward to the night before, all we get now, are bright lights of so-called "angels" LED types that never seem to dull, no opportunity to "make a dash for it!" 

Ding dong ditch: A more harm-less, tame version, has even been dulled, dumbed down..."ditch the door bells! is our cry...they see us coming even before we get to lift a finger..."

Caloric intake: While the over 18 crowd is now allowed to do it legally, and good number of adult street walkers this one night per year are parading around, accompanied by their...masqueraded adult beverage containers (do they think we don't notice?), are a-parently enjoying themselves immensely, we are not even allowed a good old sugar high...they've sunk to new lows, if you ask us kids..."You can take all those calorie counters and...stick them...inside the unscorched, fancy schmancy Jack-O-Lantern, and smash them to pieces...in which case all we get now are shards, of plastic..." 

Scared straight: As if that's not bad enough, what happens, can you even begin to imagine, let alone sympathize, what it's like to be "all spooked out...?" Come back for a glimpse, "if you dare..."