Dogs, dazed.

A Public Dis-Service...

To Service Animals - a disappearing best in breed…

A rare breed, indeed - fulfill every need…

Pure bred - a bot instead…

Doggone, bare bones - pups with phones…

Taking a byte, out of crime…and the e-conomy.

“Here they come…the whole battery pack”

“You can’t out-run them…may as well give up…”

A whole battalion of robotic police, and their puppies.

Should have seen this coming, the phase in, buy in, as in the case of Furbee…no bark, all byte...no wetting😂, nor petting😢... 

Then came all that Wi-Fi-dough…😖!

“So adorable...deplorable!” 

Doggy in the window...no longer "called for..." Along with tons of…

Leftovers - all that Poor-ina Dog Chow, donated to the local…

Chow line, which now includes un-employed poopers, and their scoopers…Snoop, dog…🥴

No more car, pet cleaners…

Hypo-allergenic? You ask...these are clean machines! No best friend of mine, barks the allergist...😠

Police Academy- “See, Spot…none...K-9, deep 6’d…"

Grand Theft Auto-pilots…

Damn that Wifido, ran away with my phone…twitter critter!

101 Dull-mations - See…Spot…See…Spot…Running on…and on and on…

Watch…dogs - boring!

No more tooth in …Blue…

Blame-less - “Now who are they going to blame IT on…?!” 😉

In human quality: “We’re not going to take IT, lying down…nor will we stand for IT!” 

“Mechanical Mutts, are they nuts… what next, stuffed animals?!” 

(Back, with what happens when the "tail wags the dog" - no more tail gators?") 

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