The Annual Manual on Santa Clause Pause: Present planning, plate passing, parade posting
#1 Manner(s) and speaking...(and parenthetical remarks kept to selfie)
"Guest who's coming..." (guest again, commentary on reserve when UR feeling a bit, reserved...)
"Be my guest..." (I guess…)
"Don't give it a second thought" (why start now?!)
"UR always...welcome..." (but it's also good to see you...some things left, best left unsaid)
"How thought-full...!" (what in the #@%$$$ made you think of such a *^!% thing?!)
"Thanks, so much!" (-ish)
#2 Required course - Poly-sigh...
Poly-ticking, Preaching, Philanthropizing (due to how much $$$ you doled out), on hold, muted at least.
#3 Think Twice..."better be nice"...
AI, I mean SC is watching, and now, always list-ening...
(#4 G-O-O LIONS!!!)
After affect, PG: Post Gratitude - come back for second helping, at the risk of indigestion
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