"I've seen the light!" Meteorological prognostications...

My Eye, or AI Guy? 

Career Path-weighs:  As in weighing whether weather reporting…”wouldn’t it be nice to be paid for being right 50%?” 

Four casting: As in, "Well, it took me a while, but I finally got it rite..." 

Plus or Minus: Or, when wagering, "Over and under..." 

Wide band width: "See this wide band of developing storms, soon to be enveloping...how soon...your guess is as good as mine...I'm just paid to smile and wave...at this green screen..."

AL, I mean AI Roker? Made up, by the "Joker" -- no laughing matter, as... 

Buzzed Lite Years: "To Infinity and Beyond..." Talk about a wide band width...futuristically..."It will be here before you know it...might want to take cover...or at least take an umbrella..."

Current Conditions: What they turn to at the end of the fore-cast, in order to...bring us back for some of their short sighted, fore-sight..."As a few minutes ago...based on this webcam Xclusive..." 

Back, to the future: "If current trends continue, we could, possibly, be in for it…don’t say I didn’t warn you…”

Music to your ears: "Baby, it's cold outside...the weather outside is frightening..." A good day to stay home from work, school. “Right on!” 

Space aged: The newest and brightest, the Parker Solar Express...the NASA space craft that, as I write this, is approaching the sun at the speed of...seven times closer than prior missions -- partly to be able to forecast the conditions 'down under' better...

Starry eyed: And otherwise "stable" traits, that distinguishes one among many in the weather forecaster line-up, to be hand chosen (if you can call whatever extends from the wing of an angel) to direct our gaze, this one day each year -- "...and then follow it to...where you'll find a baby, lying in a manger" 

The dawning, of a new age. Merry Christmas!

 

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