I- conic Ironies, in no particular order of best, worst, just for once…

"I-75": hardly.  As once we got on what’s popularly called a “free-weigh” we crawled as much as we ran, up to the speed limit…speaking of…

“Slow down and chill…” so many snow birds sure seem to be in a hurry, if the numbers of vehicles in the curiously named "fast lane" was any indication...of the crowd going to a place seeking the annual "re-set" button, that weirdly ends them up in a state of..."It's getting too crowded down here...mass migration, 700 more per day, 8,014 per week since the last census, have we lost our senses?!" Speaking of pressing the re-set button...

“Cool down” - so it says - my personalized digital Alexa readout that followed me all the weigh into the fitness center. And this, just as I was starting to feel all warmed up…just can’t satisfy this Sirius bunch…in this special place of opposing forces…where the more weight you add, the more you, depending on how reps and proper form (so I am informed by the onsite trainer, accessible for a small retainer😁), end up burning off…

"Southern exposure" Once again, the ones that flocked down to expose themselves to the sun, are the same ones, who were seen lathering, even layering, others simply loitering, while us less experienced work up a sweat (TG for those "waterproof" lotions and potions) reconnoiter, scout out, the best angles...to the fireball they came, to ostensibly get closer to, escape the gray skies of the north. So, what's with the umbrellas?

"God's waiting room" Where the meme, theme, and motto of this "Sunshine State" ought to be "Hurry up and wait" 

Re-solving solutions, ironed out ironies. And I’m hardly getting started…still have to find that “no passing” lane…as time keeps flying bye me, so early in the new year…

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