Puller opposites: bye directional magnetism.

Affects of effects: "as in before, except..." Lots of exceptions, these daze, given what has been touted as either "strange phenomenon of poles trading places, effects of global...or plain old rotten luck, but well deserved" as in "must have been something you did to tick off...MSN (Mother Super Nova, who else?). I mean, what else would X-plain...

"Wintering in Florida" While Flo Rida was icing the crowd in the northern climes, at the "International Auto Show", in the coldest, darkest month of the year -- some of which were actually featured with tops down (used to simply be called "convertible" but...now some sort of "high bred" or another) -- the few (hundred thousand if the so-called X-press-weigh were any indication) that decided to drive south, in order to beat the rush of "snow birds" flying down, ...only to see the temps beat us to the punch...to the so-called "Sunshine State" where the only shine we could find, as of late, was on the plate, of the locals...

"Taking Hollow day" A slight deviation on the Brits fond farewell for when they take off on what we call "going on a vacation" and on that, while full of promise, rang hollow. Such as when, a few of the locals, suggested, with just a tinge of end sincerity, upon our grumbling about the weather, beaches closed..."Why don't you try taking a hike...?"