AI is nigh; give it a try...

Anything knew here?  As in artificial ingredients that were introduced to us at our breakfast table and gradually spread to…spreads and stuff. While intelligence came to us in slower and even smaller doses than what we absorbed through our alphabet cereal…So, whose brainy idea was it to combine them in one package…a textile known as soft wear…that curiously gets woven into the hardware, to simulate, imitate, accelerate, our fate… “you’re no longer needed” 

Man (and woman) meet machine match: Well, at least in the form of a computer program, one which managed to trick them into an identity crisis…well, at least a situation where the interrogator mixed up who was who…or what, as in the case of the …"Turing test" which came to pass just shortly after the first digital computers came into being and well before the term was coined, but now having earned so much capital, is now capitalized AI.  Not only ushering in an age whereby "machines can use language, form abstractions, assist humans in solving previously unsolvable problems..." but also yet another subject over which couples might not quite meet eye to I...“Do you even have even a remote idea what I’m talking about (translated "where's the remote?")…would you put down your phone and look at me for once…face it, we’re lost smarty pants…why not give Siri a chance…"