The Swiss, and their Vatican Watchers 

A position of neutrality - if standing at attention at the Vatican’s pearly gates qualifies…

Not without complications - horographically speaking …coming and going like the finest of Swiss watches…(did ya' know they, the finest of "perpetual calendar" watches are also defined as a "series of complications")? Only thing more accurate would be a Swiss banker 😉So, it only makes sense they would be selected for such a papal purpose...

Grantors, of an audience - prior to being in the audience of a Cardinal or on up the steps of the Vatican…it’s these that are truly positioned to either grant or…”scram, go on home…!” Wouldn't even, give me the time of day...

En Garde 24/7 Ever Ready and auto re-winded...

Tourist trap tip: If you want to at least get them to crack a smile “OK, now say Swiss….! 

How could they choose a different official cheese for the Holy See?😇

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