'net flicks, and their flocks
Flicker frenzy (well after woody and his woodpeckers, became our favorite deforest-station...), came the foreign films, dubbed "Disaster Dinosaur-US, giant tarantulas...!" all, dubbed in...hard to take serious, as in not much "Jump!" to their collective scare....
Slasher "Scream" fest...too much made of it, that we became a byte de-sensitized (the tech psych term), when combined with films that were not impressive, could find their budgets...slashed...
Screaming, then streaming...to other formats, AKA safe havens, and then, as in a normal developmental cycle, cutting the umbilical (cable) chord...
Net prophets...as in throwing a wide net at a larger target audience, with a pleasing array of menu items...complete with those you might consume before, during, after dinner...based on the amount of "tariff proof" financial returns, Netflix reported earlier in the week...
Pre-screening...an industry wide strategy for predicting, based on the ratings before the actual watch parties...becoming a main event in and of themselves..."Trailers". Quite A-pealing, and prophetic as well...
Where there's a will...In the end, after naming other earthly possessions as reflecting those who were the so-called "favored one" ("...and the house on the lake goes to...") came..."And Johnny got Netflix!" Followed by a unanimous decision "We all knew he was the favorite!" Super commercial during a past Super Bowl, presaging that it could even get up, on an otherwise down day, on Wall Street...
"Going to need a bigger..." Net, and whatever bougee bags banks are providing for their best customers to tote ...talking series net profits here😆
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