Commercials and their air-liners

Missing the boat - here's my vote...

One liners - given the emphasis on minimalism, and no weighting...

πŸ”Ί- ever since having been exposed to the most basics of the basic sciences, "Delta" came, to signify a change, in a variable...such as "air quality" (why didn't they use that un-liner?) 

Pan, I am - A take-off, from the Suess line, which risks a suit, which can be the only reason for the over-sight...

Friendlies - only need one word based on BBC to describe such an en-counter between two teams, so I guess it's more a title for yet another merger between two liners, which might make them "United" but if, after the ticket prices gradually, eventually go sky high, could get them ticketed, as a Monopoly (“don’t pass go”)...

Paper back lighter 🎡 The perfect name for a kiosk conveniently, (coincidentally?) located near the baggage weigh in, that offers you a simple trade-in of your hard backs, just to shed those last few precious ounces as in this industry, every last ounce = a bounce, in ticket price…

Air Strike Well, anything's better than "Boeing owing" due to the HUGE settlements…

The Last Frontier - the rumor of our demise was premature 

T/DoubleUA Essentially what you get after TWA was consumed by AA - might want to rethink the merger or at least the ads..."12 steps in the right direction..." 

Stars Wars - "The best law firm, specializing in error coverage"πŸ˜‰

(Author's notes, on the foregoing votes: a take-off on some highlights from “In Flight” magazine, regarding the history of airports, the cost of which continue to soar)

Post press time post - inspired by the final ballot casted, lifting one above the others...

Red Bird Won πŸ¦πŸ˜‡














































































































































































 














































































































































































































































































































! Written as a "stand alone single" (see the one-liner quality?) and written after Paul helped set up the Indica bookshop, my offering here to provide up-lift to an aspiring used bookstore, "conveniently located near each gate..." which allows you to turn in those heavier hardbacks...lighten your load...Speaking of...

Bag-less - Not so much a commentary on the future..."heir liners" as what one can expect when the potential passengers are considering the "friendly eyes" of the pilots...bet you won't be able to avoid stopping and staring, prior to boarding...

Author's note: These entries inspired by a special series on the history of airports, which became into being, well before air-fryers came to dominate the scene...

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