Dormitories and their stories, will floor you…a moratorium on Dormitorium*
Let's start with the first floor, where the cafe-teria is frequently found, along with what's sold to your folks as a meal plan..."sold out...should have gotten up when Alexa called you the first time..."
On to where the "House Parents" are often found, lost..."I'm totally out...of patience, as it's been a trying move-in day around here..."
Room with a view - In my case, it was an overlook, what we should have looked closer at in the "virtual" as the view of the southern exposure...what's exposed when the retaining wall is removed from the garbage area..."talk about a facade!"
Shared spaces - No, not the parking area, as we freshmen are not allowed access, but one area that has AC, WIFI, HBO, given that our rooms are W/O.
Over-sold: What you have in store, if (your parents) bought in.
Schools out, tuition hikes are in..."going to need a...bigger trunk"
*(as in "there's no room for sleeping here; you're supposed to be studying...Latin")
Posting up...next: "No Parking here, nor there..." Move in day. Please leave room for it, in days to come...
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