“Take a knee” is back, in season...

Along with an elbow to the "gut!" …a leg whip. and over the shoulder catch…call out to Yoga instructors 

You get the vibe… it's game day! every day

Having a field day… as in an ortho-pedics dream come true

And the year has just kicked off…

Started on a tear…as in "run for it! which can result in muscle tear without proper warmup 

Now, good time and place for a "straight arm"...as well as the cold shoulder routine, which could call for the services of the social worker on site

Finally, to finish it off... Give it a good swift kick... on behalf of the podiatrists, along with their special shoe...sponsors

"Remember, there's no eye in Team"...OK, but there is still a call for safety glasses, the new "must have" this fall -- hence the optometry stand, by every door, now called a "kiosk" 

A specialist for every specialty, out on the Field of Screams...

"We're not talking about the No Fun League"... where there's too many whistles, stoppages of play, allowing for only "man in motion" (stupid rule that only allows one at a time😖) -- but the one that accounts for the greatest per capita number of injuries every year, where the serious play takes place -- on the school playground!



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