Seasonal Trends, continued - "Dash away, stash  away. cash away, in awe!"

Coaches' fires and their new hires - Time once again to get fired up! The carousel of coaches continues...as in merry-go-round. One which might take some rounding up, of some very merry coaches… who might be a bit hesitant to return…

Coaches and their agency - “Let me be the first to extend my congrats… you’re free, from the previous commitment…your contract has been…cancelled, bought out by some unnamed alumni group…"😉🤩

Bright…blight - “you’re hired to be fired…” 

Roku bucks  - the new term for the steady stream, almost unlimited supply of cash coming in, which is only rumored to be loosely connected to the rise, in what’s called in the business of sports coverage, “revenue sharing”🤑

A vetting man's game - Vegas now has a special category for coaches and their cache, odds on who will last, until the first whistle... 

Transplants - "thank you, always wanted to visit this University of....😕, and their donors, of course!"

Coming, charged up! - “Before I take charge of the charges, I need to pay down my charge cards…too much idle time, standing on the dreaded sideline…” 

Sizing up - "Glad the endowment fund bought me here...now I know what it means to be well endowed"😊

Up grades - in facilities and in-tuition - Only intuitive that a demanding coach would come with demands...

Hyping, Griping - "We bought you here with high expectations to move us up, in the polls...expectations that you have failed to realize prior to your first press conference...don't mean to press you, but..."

Shaping up, of things to come - the carousel at the airport, where you won't find the coaches' baggage, as they have learned, to travel lite. No flying Coach anymore even though my carryon carries the bougie label…

An Ode saying - When crummy coaches huddle…”don’t worry if you get canned, it just extends your shelf life”