A House divided, along party lines - making a raucous in Caracaras

"Run DMC $!"  As in it costs a lot to keep the north and south separate...so goes his knowledge on geo systems... "Not quite, Mr....." Another try...

"The cost of humidification..." You think data centers soak up a lot of water, check out how much a well balanced humidor demands -- especially when it is more north, than south...getting closer...getting warmer still...

A sneak peak inside... of what to some appears to be a simple cabinet but to aficionados is stacked full of boxes... 

“good Maduros and even puros…” it’s only rumored now, but will, with time, become more seasoned... as the real reason we went in there....if you want some proof, check out the earlier and current price of Cubans, before Kennedy created a price hike…some even in the shape of torpedoes - if all wrapped up in, bound by, and filled by the same region it qualifies as a puro…completely different from the whole Euro thing -- you won't find any Churchills in mine, as I would need a bigger humidor. For added effect, in case you haven't bought in to this whole cigar conspiracy, consider that when you see some that have oil on the surface..." a smooth, oily surface indicates it has been hand crafted with care..." (and guarantees a smooth finish)...

"I Grant** you this..."  While the current president has not been seen in public puffing a stogie, he has one named after him ("Trump Inauguration Cigar") which..."like me, has yet to come of age...I can smell a good deal a continent away".

"No butts about it...close but no cigar" did not originate with me, as I know my geo-political history. As in the lighter side of history lessons...

Lesson up! "86, the new 23" is next. Might have to age a few more days. 

(did you know that Ulysses S. was known as the first "smoke 'em if you got 'em" president as he consumed as many as 20 per day, with one in hand and another on the reins, even as he was capturing Fort Donelson) 





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