A wild ride, down the tri-angle's side
Food and drink... on the brink
From fusion…to bitter butter battles
Margarine... getting marginalized
Lactose... is now gross!
An all out a-salt... on pepper
Lunch counters…no more, nor soda fountains of youth…while calorie counters are weigh in.
Sweet as... saccharine, sanctioned as sacrilege
Wonder about bread? the dosing down of dough
Flour power... lasted for an hour
All pills got buried… where do you think the brand “PB” came from…?
Vaxing and waning… machinations on vaccinations
Butt weight a minute… Ozempic now part of a healthy diet (along with exorcism🫣)
Carbon-nation... at war with in oneself, bubbling to the surface - “belch!”
Where breakfast of champions... leaves us chomping at the bit (or maybe a few), as even cream of wheat, now considered a treat…
Where even Betty Crocker... screams "he's off his rocker!" (at least over-saturated)
The intake from RFK: Changing stances often can keep one in "tip top" shape
Take outs for busy bodies... Don’t worry - someday these jokers will grow up and have food families of their own, mouths to feed, along with a taste of their own Rx😫
(one last update: masticating in public now socially acceptable - just don’t get caught doing it with your mouth wide open)
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