Coaching carousel, gives weigh to Presidential packages...and hail storms.

The new U... well, a place he once knew, as a freshman, arriving on the scene, in a Greyhound…it’s what an aspiring presidential candidate calls a humble beginning, at the student drop-off..."hail, to the wolves!" (short form)

Orange U… glad to be back, after having to wear orange, man?! Maize and blue becomes U…

Measuring up… as in one true measure of what’s in good tradition, called a Michigan Man, is where one hails from (despite the lack of actual wolverine sightings since the class of...), in which case a place in Harbor Springs, what we call “up north” (redundantly stated just in case you lack a sense of direction) will do just fine, given its penchant for hail storms…

Students Unite… the same busy intersection he saw as a student drop off, right in front of the Student Union…which for us, whenever we wanted to press our agenda, curiously located a stone’s throw up “South U” which, regardless of which side of the protest you took, was conveniently located across the street from the law quad - - the presidential palace being a place that for recent classes has seen what in football is called a few "turnovers" one of the so-called keys of the game, which is, itself…

Older than dirt... is the term that we often hear when someone is coming of age, whereas here comes one whose resume includes not only that he grew up here as a young wolverine, went on to assisted the affairs of  other academics (by virtue of serving as Associate Dean of Academic Affairs) but one who, after maturing a bit, is now older than his predecessor— namely Santa Ono…

Bored, of Regents? Well, you might want to replay the one dynamic meeting where “this is the weigh we do things around here…” led to the following outcome, the final score...

Severance for Santa... prior to paying out the incoming president. In the game of football it’s called a “sack” whereas at our U it’s become part of our new anthem “Santa's got a brand new bag”𝅘𝅥𝅮

Ono…” Hail yes!”