Finer points of point shaving 

(brought to you by FanDuel - “count on us to point you in the wrong direction”😉)

“For starters” Not my audience, as you are already "flush" with cash...this is for the suckers who get sucked up, prime suspects, in this point shaving that could even end up in a "game throwing" arrangement (as in "up for grabs!")...

“What’s the point?” You ask… of shaving, if you’re only going to go halfway...? If you’re going to shave points may want to consider that "clean shaven" look that will send them looking the other way..."hey, they're too squeaky clean to do something so underhanded" (the hole point of faking a dunk, drop in the bucket, so to speak) and if you’re going to throw them off the hunt, remember each free throw is far from free here ("at least hit the rim")...

“And to you, quiet quidders, out there” The ones those cards can go from yellow to red, if their slip-and-fall routines look too...routine, as American futbol players not as skilled at "taking a dive". Speaking of...

Olympic heights: For experienced high divers might want to think twice as to the pain versus the gain... "what a whopper, did you see that belly flopper?!" 

"Tennis anyone$$?" This being directed at the second or third row, otherwise known as "non-seeded" players, who are looking to net more by occasionally and oh-so-deftly...hitting it into the net. "Nothing but net" no longer just for basketball; turns out to be quite a racket. 

Main point: To take away from this post, is that if you're going to make a flawed routine look flaw-less, it could take years of practice. Take it from a pro...

Pro-visional perspective: prior to attempting such stunts, might want to consult with a "slip-and-fall" law firm, who not only know all the tricks of the trade but, as they say in both courts, can get you off on a technical.🤔

(Ok, so I’ve covered both a close and after shave, but what about the ones that are still in the “pre shave” stage? BIG announcement over what we heard each morning on the PA- come, tomorrow)