Out, on the factory floor - a presidential precedent post...

“It’s a Plant!” 

Person, place or thing…

Dependent variables - making up the equation of situational awareness, a situation out on the floor, that could easily result in an animated discussion about wage and price controls, and one wagging finger, out of control...  

President dele-gators in tow - just in case he stubs his. Which, in this special case and his penchant for theatre, included a presidential (auto)bio writer and, for those occasional photo ops…presidential paparazzi person…whose respective advice resulted in this ob-scene gesture…”Mr. President just do and say what comes naturally; this is an auto manufacturer, after all…” Along with “if you want a photo with the president- just smile and keep your eye on the birdie…”

Arch support (sore feat) - “I hear the lunches around here taste like crap…meet me at the closest golden arches and I’m buying…” (that will shut their traps). Now, for their bosses…”it’s just for an hour and hey, fast food makes for quicker assembly, right?..,” (so they'll pay for the big beautiful bill).

HR speak - “you’ll never meet one more resource full and now will you kindly escort me to the oval office- isn’t that why they put up decal, knowing I was coming?”

Setting the precedent scene - Nothing brings workers and employers together better than a presidential visit. 


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