Payoffs of Play-offs, are now on.
Your money was... well, spent. But what about all the extra time you spent on campus?
Institutional Buy-ins... talking in-tuition, that most of us pay to, as it turns out, see others play...
"Meet your faculty" But first, let me show you around, the facilities...starting with the locker room (if they came to play, need a place to stay, right?)
Leveling, the playing field... leads to fair play, but let's talk about how, if you stick it out...the terms of your initial (shoe) contract, you might even get the field named after you...
The earning curve... as in loyal alums learning, that even thirty years on...mostly off the field of play, get to pay a "seasonal stipend" to sustain their seating...in the end zone 😖
Heated seats... "it still burns me to know that, after all these years of what the alumni.org calls investing, in my U, that me, myself, am just another...student number..."
College of Lifelong Learning... it's what they're currently calling it, when they call to remind me, when my season tickets are just about...up$#.
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