A profile, in courage
The rumor mill, sets its sights on Phil
Only a matter of time - that this cute critter who stood up proudly, to the test of time...
A time-tested tradition - now a subject of contrition...
PETA bred - why Phil has fled. A group of animal activists who, it is rumored unleashed a plot, with the help of who else but Mr. HHS himself: "You've had your Phil, now swallow this pill, you're just suffering from overconsumption..." Speaking of...
While weighting on Phil... "Let them eat cake...but only the vegan variety" And what's all that noise about a grand weather reveal...
Nor'easter - weather or not you like it, the rumor mill swept the whole eastern seaboard...talk about a storm of protest, when they announced that even Ground Hogs' Day has gone vegan. Talk about a shady operation; now we're talking a prolonged winter, of discontentment. Which left him, few options...
Milling around - with the rest of the spies in the witness protection program who, in the shadowy world of spy vs. spy lingo, have "gone to ground” 😎 Speaking of being well grounded…
For faithful Phil followers - Finally weighing in, as he faces extinction: “How can I just let you walk away…let you leave without a trace?”♫ Sound familiar? From "Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now) " A fitting tribute, if I say so, myself.
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