Hurling while curling, from "Eh?" to Z
Sticks, stones... plus fragile egos...
Perfect set-up: (what started this hole thing) - small sheets of ice, laid out in parallel, within a stone's throw... "Oh, Canada..." matched up with "Swedish fish!"
Hurling insults... well before heaving the heavy medal, overhead
Double clutching: in the arena of basketball, is one involving both strength and finesse, while double touching, your own stone in the ice arena, could heat things up beyond the melting point...
Moral of the short story: Might be an act of bravery to jump off great heights, go down a hill at breakneck speeds, fly through the air...
Thicker skin required: to be a successful Olympic curler, when insults start flying
Ceremonious: after the medals were awarded, a few fines were also handed out, for over-sweeping😖
...on to Z: what came out of the Zamboni driver's mouth..."How in the blankety blank do they expect me to clean such a small sheet?!" (keep back a safe distance 😬)
(Finally, after all the years of us across the river watching it on CBC, Curling has taken over center ice on a world stage😕)
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