The dread of red

Your nose knows: that it's that time of year to protest all the things we find abhorrent, otherwise things that are "stinking up the joint" -- even giving us what Kleenex are made for (and why their manufacturers, clean up their balance sheets this time of year) -- "the sniffles" which are sufficient for what the commercials call "mild" allergens. Next step up are the OTC products but "walk, don't run" down the aisle, so the sign says, or you could have a "slip and fall" event, throw your back out (take you right out of the picket line). If that don't do it, go ahead and call a professional we like to call "allergists" but also deal with people with other airway issues. Yep, we're all talking about airing out, our grievances this time of year. But, as a protest pro-cautionary -- remember when putting nose drops in, try to hold them in as long as you can stand it. And even when, after all is said and sone to you on behalf of your final common pathway called the nasal passage, try your very best to resist...from picketing it. Could make it bleed. 

OK, I'm all... Ah-ah-ah-choo with you!