Who wants to be a billionaire? (it's in the cards)

I’ve made it! Well, I was just informed by…that despite giving millions away, I now have about a billion more in my bank, after only one day. You’d think my name was…Which they made sure I wasn’t as I got carded not only once, to ensure my identity (asked me my DOB as well but not place of origin 🤔) but handed me a whole deck of them, at the end of the P&P process (the latter even featuring “Platelet Donor” on every one of the 52)…guess they want to make sure when I return, I’m playing with a full deck. These blood thirsty nurses sure know how to drive a hard bargain. Whether you're in a position to give platelets, plasma, or the quickie (as in your "whole blood") - - please check out your local blood drive, as there's bound to be one circulating near you. Oh, and if you're a first timer, it will earn you...a donor card. 

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