Tripped up, by the World cup?

A road map, for those first-timers...

A wordly wise, for the worldly visitors, about where you've landed, in the thick of a highly sexualized and hypertensive social medium...

"Here are the keys", for playing the whole field… in order to be a good striker, don't be too forward, as in being caught offsides…

The ever-changing landscape... of the dating game here - starting with "playing out on the pitch can be a real…” (no longer allowed)

Trying not... to become a perennial "Loser!" As in standing on the sidelines solo. No date in sight.

Freedom from expression… as in things to avoid saying out loud, if you want to stick around, in so-called polite company...

Avoid, at all costs: referring to your potential date, despite the ambient temperatures, as “hot” (a bit too hot to trot anywhere anyways). Be careful when ordering Chick-fil-A, to not put the accent on…And, as tough as it might sound, try not to refer to her as a real “knockout” as it could find you laid…out. Do yourself a favor, and resist referring to the next round as Sweet 16, as she might be age sensitive. And last, but like the icing on the cake, don’t, under any conditions, inquire "So, is your cup half full or…?” Could get you a red card (“color me embarrassed!”😫) And to you foreign reporters, you’ll have to come up with a better, more gender-neutral word, than “broad” casting. Ok, you are now up, ready to date. 

Coming back soon - the ongoing examination of what constitutes an All American - “this play needs further review”