"It's a matter of a rounding error" (and a centrifuge)

Taken out, of context... as I, myself was taken out, at least what made me late.

Early and often... as in starting with kindergarten round-up, an underestimate of what it would take to entice them in... it's as if they already learned their projected NIL value which, as it turns out, is no fault of their own, given the amount of praise we heap on them, for making it out of preschool...

All the weigh up... to the military brass, and what it takes to call it..."one twenty-two thousandth of the total...what's 52 million when the total budget is around 1.5 trillion...nice round numbers make for nicer rounding errors" 

Closer to home, a home groan...

"Here we go again..." Is what I heard, as I tried to concentrate, find the right "take the next..." exit after daring to enter what's rated as the most decorated "malfunction junction" in our state. No accident it's located on a roundabout, and adding a layer of confusion, is trying to figure out, whether to round up, or down, when approaching 18 1/2 mile..."approach with caution"😟

Only "One Way" out… to keep going around and around until you pick up enough centrifugal…to get jettisoned…”w-e-e-e!” 

Adding insult to injury… as in precariously placed just outside the traffic circle…”If you’ve been injured, or just suffering from whiplash, call 1-800…😫”

Fan favorite: brought to us not from around the block, but clear across the pond from the UK: "I'll get around to it, straight away" In plainer English-speaking..."in due course" (as in when I can finally get off this merry-go-round)


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