Halloween, uncorked

I've never been... a "has been" - - that was then, this is... 

Up until now... I've tried my hardest to be ahead of the times, as in wearing my Grinch hair/hat combo, while dishing out candy, from a bucket masquerading as a red kettle...before they could get out the traditional greeting, I treated them to "I'm out of season, ahead of the times" Most walked away in a state of confusion, after thinking they could pull one over me. But just when I had declared "Victory!", here comes one wearing what appeared to be a throwback to times of old, as in a mocked up face, all marred with what had to be either coal or the traditional soot, that came from a cork, held over a flame - - the cork from a bottle that that grown-ups had to empty, in order to...But the one that had me frozen in place, convinced me I, myself, was perhaps nearly out...of time, here comes the Grim Reaper, wearing what else but a beeper. 

"Turn back the clocks" just took on a whole new meaning. 

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