“What exactly seems to be the matter?” 🤔 

Any good examination… begins with a thought-provoking question. Which, if you failed my midterm, I led off with, well before the final or, for the present purpose, “general election”.

“Well, doctor…" or put it more properly…”part time adjunct associate professor” I never professed to be anything else, but also didn’t actively correct them…otherwise. Which might, depend on how you…make me just a smidgen complicit…😔😕While out at the...

Podium… on to Imodium AD. What you get when, during the run up to the election you…and suddenly short on words…”shadow puppets” (if you need explanation you clearly missed it, the debate) or, in the context of professing to not ever taking corporate money…”sleight of hand” - given all the grants and scholarships he landed, as part of his higher education (this is where it gets tricky, given the corporate sponsorship to universities and colleges)..

“Do I have to Sayed it again?!”  as a matter of explanation if how I came to have grandparents that, featured in my campaign ads, on the eve of the election (the sudden emergence of the "Jan and Judy" show)…are Presbyterians. As in …..”twice removed…” Or close enough, as in "steps"...

A moving tribute... to a man on the move (apropos given his years on the wrestling team)..."welcome to your first press conference, Mr. I mean Dr....I mean Senator from Michigan..." 

Bright future… So here comes this “Michigan Man” who, like a wolverine, after rising to national prominence… will soon make himself scarce. Just when you thought, dear reader, that I was running out, I just got a whole shipment of new material, with this incoming class.